The sixth and final episode of a series made in conjunction with Tyne Tees Television in which cameras follow five lads from Leeds and Five lasses from Manchester as they enjoy a night out around Newcastle-upon-Tyne. As five young women from Lancashire push their minibus to get it to started, narrator Sam Ross explains that they are on their way to the series final destination and a night out in Newcastle-upon-Tyne. With the engine started the girls jump inside and are driven away. In their...

The sixth and final episode of a series made in conjunction with Tyne Tees Television in which cameras follow five lads from Leeds and Five lasses from Manchester as they enjoy a night out around Newcastle-upon-Tyne. As five young women from Lancashire push their minibus to get it to started, narrator Sam Ross explains that they are on their way to the series final destination and a night out in Newcastle-upon-Tyne. With the engine started the girls jump inside and are driven away. In their minibus five lads from Leeds talk about what they expect from Newcastle; ‘loads of Geordie birds!’ As their bus passes the Angel of North a montage of clips taken from this programme of the two groups having a good night out. Title: Five Go Mad in Newcastle To Cyndi Lauper’s ‘Girls Just Want to Have Fun’ a montage from the previous episode in which the five hairdressers from Manchester enjoying a night out in Kingston upon Hull. Now on a minibus making their way to Newcastle, Sam Ross explains that there has been a change with one of the girls from Hull not being able to come and has been replaced by fellow hairdresser Kitty. The women chat on the journey revealing Kitty has just flown in that morning from partying in Spain. A second montage this time of the lads from Leeds in a previous episode having a fun on a night out in Manchester. As the boys sits around a bar drinking Sam Ross explaining how they are plan to keep going for as long as possible with their partying. In their respective bedrooms at the hotel they are all staying in the boys and girls get ready for their night out on the town with the girls doing each other’s hair, putting on makeup and chatting happily over glasses of vodka while the boys simply spike their hair, put on a clean shirt and are ready to go. One of the girls does an impression of Geordie footballer Paul ‘Gazza’ Gascoigne while another makes a toast to Newcastle and the Manchester girls. In the hotel bar as the girls sit around enjoying drinks and are joined by the boys. One of them conducting a mock interview with members of both groups with everyone laughing as each of them makeup saucy professions for themselves. The sequence ends with one of the girls falling over laughing. The women come out of the hotel and get into their minibus which will take them to their first bar of the evening along the Newcastle Quayside. During the journey they work up a plan of action for the night setting some challenges to find out if the people of Newcastle have any hidden talents. The Leeds lads arrive at their first destination, a bar in the suburb of Jesmond. Inside a large crowd around the bar with the boys at one end drinking. As one of the group talks about having a good time and a laugh they meet up with a group of women on a hen night. The women challenge the boys to a dare and as they all moon the women much to their amusement. The mooning is repeated in slow-motion. Across town in a bar along the Newcastle Quayside the Manchester girls drunkenly accompany a local woman as she sings ‘Don’t It Make My Brown Eyes Blue’ by Crystal Gayle and a local man as he sings Elton John’s ‘Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me.’ A different Geordie women dances for the girls after which a second man does a handstand to impresses the girls. As people come and go from the bar, one of the women talks about knowing Geordies and how they are always up for a goodtime. As the women come to reflect on the night so far, they take a seat inside a plastic igloo. One of them talks about ‘Newcastle blokes’ and loving their Geordie accent. As two local men come to chat them up, they attempt to copy their accent. Taking the programme into a commercial break a clip from the second part. Title: Five Go Mad in Newcastle The Manchester girls continue their night on the Newcastle Quayside and walk past the Tyne Bridge. After one of the Leeds boys salutes the camera inside a night club on the Bigg Market, the girls watch as a local woman does the splits in the street while a second woman stands on her head. As one of the Manchester girls talks about having action packed nights out with her friends, they continue to walk along the Quayside deciding which of the Spice Girls they are. Back in the Bigg Market the Leeds boys are on stage taking part in a dancing competition. After they are introduced by the clubs DJ a crowd of local men and women gather around watching on unimpressed as each of boys take their turns to dance for them. In voiceover two of them talks about why he likes to dance while his mate confesses he could only do it drunk. Back along the Quayside the girls are taking the time to chill-out sitting at an outside table with one of them providing some helpful tips for wearing high-heel shoes. Back at the Bigg Market one of the boys takes part in a squatting competition using a young woman like a set of dumbbells. As the boys move onto another club they run into a group of Geordie girls they met while filming the previous episode in Manchester. With some of the boys on the dancefloor dancing to ‘Night Fever’ by the Bee Gees, one of the now drunk Geordie girls talks to one of the Leeds lads telling him they that girls from Gateshead are ‘party animals.’ As the Manchester girls continue to walk along the Newcastle Quayside one of them complains about her shoes, she also explains to an interviewer at a later date why she doesn’t like being chatted up. As they continue to hunt for people’s talents one drunk man does a belly-dance while two of the Manchester girls drunkenly flop themselves over a car bonnet as it comes to a stop along Sandhill. In another bar as the Manchester boys drink bottles of Newcastle Brown Ale while shouting ‘Toon Army! Toon Army!’ Outside several takeaways on the Bigg Market a woman begins to unbutton the shirt of one of the Manchester boys after which he pulls out one of her breasts which she sees as funny. His mate comes over and they laugh and chat about Geordie girls. Four women look up and see one of the Manchester girls mooning them from an upstairs bar. As she dances on the table surrounded by her friends, she explains why there is no point in going out of your not going to dance. A montage of all the Manchester Girls dancing in a night club and having a good time, Outside the Sunlight Chambers on the Bigg Market two of the Manchester lads drunkenly dance along to a ‘The Tide is High’ by Blondie being performed by two street buskers. All five of the lads get a chance to explain why they believe Newcastle is a better place to go out in than Manchester after which one of them explains why his friend can’t hold his alcohol. As one of them nearly falls asleep against a shop window the boys form a group huddle in order to sober themselves up so they can get into the final club of the night where they plan to meet up with the Manchester girls. Inside Tiger Tiger on Newgate Street as the girls pour drinks from a large jug, they are joined by the still very drunk Leeds lads. A montage around the club of people dancing to ‘Where is the Love’ by the Black Eyed Peas and the boys once again in a huddle on the dance floor with one of them falling over. Title: Five Go Mad Back at the hotel as the Manchester girls sit around a table eating fish and chips, one of them explains why she prefers a battered sausage. At another table one of the Leeds boys gives the time as 3.20am and while his friend next to him has problems staying away, tells his girlfriend back home that he been a ‘good boy.’ Credit: Narrator Sam Ross Graphics Dave Richardson Cameras Phil Driver, Simon Elphinstone, Hywell Williams, Paul Herrick Sound Paul Graham, Gail Westwood, Martin Robinson, Ralph George Dubbing Mixer George Joisce Production Team, Mike Sinclair, Nick Broughall, Michael Steel, Andrew Pyle Offline Editor David Hindmarsh Online Editor Robin Sinton Production Manager Christine Stewart-Tilling Assistant Producer Sal Brecken Executive Producer Eamonn O’Neal Producer Derek Proud Title © Tyne Tees Television 2003 End title: A Tyne Tees Television Production. Granada